Question Segues

Question segues appear after you choose a category. They play to specifically tell you the question number.

Volume 1

Animations

(tba)

Lyrics

Standard

• Get ready for some fun, it's question number one, oh yeah!
• Whoop-dee-doo. It's question number two.
• Ooooooh-eee. It's question number three.
• You're my question four, forever more, I love you, my question four.
• Ain't no jive, it's question five.
• Gotta be quick. Get in the mix! (woaahoooah) Question six!
• Shab-ah-doo-ba-deven. Question seven.
• WOOOOOOW!!! Lightweight, elevate, hibernate, vegetate, eight.
• ooh-wooah, what's your sign? its number nine.
• yo, have you been with nasty number ten?
• eleven! (3x)
• well, well, well, let's delve into question twelve.
  • (yes, delve is a real word, it means: reach inside a receptacle and search for something.)
• black cat, heart attack, do you nightmare when you dream? are you feeling lucky? it's number thirteen.
• doo-be-doo-wah. doo-be-doo-wee. it's question fourteen.
• evergreen, self-esteem, beauty queen, russian spleen. it's question fifteen!
• flush your head down the lartine. ease your way with sour cream, sixteeeeeen...
• jimmy jack is gone, lemme hear you scream. (WOOOOW!!!) its question seventeen.
• eighteen. wipe the slate clean. number eighteen.
• he's mean. he's lean. it's question nineteen.
• honey! (honeeeeeeeeeey!!!) it's question number twenty.

XL

• here's number one!
• ooooooooh.... question two.
• yodel-eh-hee-hee. yodel-eh-ah-hi. (yodels) question threeeee.
• woah-woooaaah... (coughs) four.
• question fiiiive.
• bo-bo-bo-bom. number six, it's number six, it's!
• number seven. (2x) seven!
• yeah, mon. come along to question eight!
• (number nine!) oooh... 8 plus 1 is 9 niiine. (doo-do-do-do-doooo, number nine.)
• go go question number 10! Beep beep!
• (6-noted guitar riff) and now, eleven.
• aah-oompah, here comes question twelve.
• (screaming) question thirteeeeeen.
• (drum solo) FOURTEEN!!!!
• here's question fiifteeeeen.
• question number sixteen. (and i like it too :D)
• skiddly-bop-doo-wop-shoo-waah. seventeen.
• santus eiiiighteeeeeeeen.
• (oooh baby) AAAAAAAAAAH NINETEEEN!!!!!
• ah, question number 20.

Sports

• Question 1
  • (bowling sounds) One.
  • WE'RE NUMBER ONE! (hey!) WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
  • (music notes from "charge" plays) ONE!!!!
• Question 2
  • Down! questiooon TWO! (punting sounds)
  • NUMBER TWO! (x2)
  • We got spirit, yes we do! We got spirit, how about TWO? (you)

Volume 2

Lyrics

Standard

• Question 1
  • this game is really funny, let's start with question one-ay.
  • hoo, baby. you're the one.
• Question 2
  • (banjo riff) ah-two!
  • aaaaah, looky two!
• Question 3
  • You and me...
    (insert baby crying sounds here)
    ...and baby makes threeeeee...
  • QUESTION THREE! :D
• Question 4
  • the light sounds of question four.
  • hallelujah! bow your hands and pray to four. (foooour!)
• Question 5
  • four. eleven. six. four. three. seventy-two. seven. thirty-eight? five. FIVE!!!
  • NUMERO CINCO EN YOU DON'T KNOW JACK! (en español) (one, two, three, four, CINCO?! I AIN'T SPANISH)
• Question 6
  • can yooooou dig iiiit? here's six!
  • my nuggy does tricks for question six.
• the 7:00 news. with question seven.
• pardon me no taco break, with a side of question eight.
• ooooooh here's number nine!
• hee hee ho ho ho ha ha ha hee hee hee, TEN!!!
• it's 11-1+2-1 is eleven.
• (scatting sounds i assume?) TWELVE!!! (celebrity voice impersonated)
• i love thirteen, number thirteen, oh-ho!
• we wish you a number fourteen, and a happy hannukaaaaah!!!!!
• (to the tune of batman) na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, FIFTEEEN!!!!!
• (trumpet solo!) king sixteen. (hail to the king!)
• shake your thing, keep it clean, seventeen.
• (guitar riff) eighteen. (2 more guitar riffs)
• like a bad hollywood scene, it was question nineteen. (giggles)
• the freshsaver. twenty!
  • (presumably a Mentos reference.)

Outlined (Multiple Choice?)

• let's have some fun. here comes question one.
• here comes question two. it'll make you feel brand new.
• put on your pants and do the naked dance. three!
• shake it up four! (x2)
• (racecar sounds) NUMBER FIVE!!!!
• oh this is really big. (six.)
  THIS THING IS HUGE!!! (SIX!!!)
• HEEEEEEY SEVEN, WHAT A BRAT!!!
• here's why we hate number eight.
• it's party time. here comes number nine.
• HEY MASTER BLASTER, WON'T YOU FIND AN ANSWER? IT'S TEN!!!
• 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! eleven!
• (insert binjpipe-ahh music here) twelve.
• take the elevator riiide! to thirteen.
• i'm the number of your dreams. fourteen.
• i want your fifteen!
• question sixteen! DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!
• (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-)
  pucker up! (x2)
  seventeen!
• ooooooooooooooooh EIGH-TEEN!!!!!!
• questi- quest- questi- question nineteen.
• you're a star. you're special. twenty.

Volume 3

Lyrics

• Question 1
  • he-he-hey, i love my number one!
  • (acapella-like scatting)
• Question 2
  • i love the way you rule my number two.
  • yodel-eh-hee hee, yodel-eh-hoo hoo, yodel-eh-hee-hee number twooo!
• Question 3
  • (music)
  • one (ONE!!!) two (TWO!!!) praise to your minded three!
• Question 4
  • over and over it's finally over with four.
  • you can't stop at three, no. you gotta have foooooooooour, yeah!
• Question 5
  • you don't wanna bug me 'bout number fiiiiiiiiiiive.
  • (doo-wop) let's blow this time.... (doo-wop) and head for number five. (bop)
• Question 6
  • (rapper sounds) SIX!
  • (music) SIX!
• Question 7
  • hey! look over there! it's question seven.
  • seeeveen. lucky, lucky seeeeveeen.
• Question 8
  • woo! brrrrrrr... haaaaaaaaaa. get a load of number eight.
  • we'll call it a date if you can answer question eight.
• Question 9
  • ain't all thee is number nine.
  • aloha, question number nine.
• Question 10 (UNUSED)
  • all hands on deck, the sails are set, for question number ten!
• Question 11
  • (XYLOPHONE SOLO!!!!)
  • don't look now! (dont look now) it's question eleven! (ooh-bop!)
• Question 12
  • (jazz scatting) tweeeeelve.
  • (through the walkie-talkie) i'm getting a reading of "twelve", over.
• Question 13
  • swing your partner 1 and 3! a do-si-do with a big 13!
  • (frantic music followed by a man screaming)
• Question 14
  • (robotic factory-like music)
  • ain't no love like number fourteeeeeen!!!
• Question 15
  • fifteenth floor: lingerie, housewares, and useless trivia.
  • not fourteen, not sixteen, you're right in between!
• Question 16
  • (alien music)
  • (angel-like music)
• Question 17
  • number seventeeeen.
  • on a big bayou in louisiana, question seventeen!
• Question 18
  • (Middle Eastern/Indian music)
  • (action music)
• Question 19
  • step right up for queston nineteen!
  • (blues music)
• Question 20
  • question number twentyyyyy.
  • (beach music)

FACTS

The segues for 7b, 9b, and 14b were first used in Netshow.

Netshow

v1.5 Lyrics

(v1.0 is basically the same as Vol 1 XL's lyrics, but question 4 is the same as the standard version)

• question number ooone.
• (doo-woo doo-wop (4x) oooooh i saw yooou, kissing number 2.
• who will aaaaaaaaaaaanswer question 3?
• hallelujah! bow your hands & pray to 4. (foooour!) (same as Vol 2)
• numero cinco en YDKJ! en espanol! (same as Vol 2)
• we're a bunch of hicks and we love the question 6!
• seeeven, lucky lucky seeeeven! (same as Vol 3)
• 2, 4, 6, 8! question 8 is jail-bait! gooooo eight! (whistle) (same as Sports)
• aloooha, question number niiine. (same as Vol 3)
• 10 fingers and 10 toes, would you like to have a cheap cigar?
• it's 11-1+2-1, it's eleven! (same as Vol 2)
• well, well, well, lets delve into question 12! (same as Vol 1 (standard))
• luck of the green! it's thirteen! (giggling)
• ain't no love like number fourteeeeeen! (same as Vol 3)

Offline

Animations

(tba)

Lyrics / Scripts

• Question 1
  • (police sounds) trivia emergency. call 9-1-... ONE!!!!
  • (dave and the giant pickle like-music)
  • (lady laughing)
    Oh, baby, you're the only.. ONE!!!
  • (hopping sounds accompanied with frog sounds, followed by truck crashing and honk sounds as the "one" appears)

• Question 2
  • By night, these dangerous consultants become the dangerous.. TWO!! (dun!)
  • (screaming sounds like you're on a roller coaster)
  • (jazz-like music)
  • This is the end of the tape. Turn it over to play side... TWO!!!!

• Question 3
  • (cowboy-like music)
  • (rock music) OWWWWW, IT'S NUMBER THREE
  • son, you best be out of town before I count to... THREE!!!
  • (cartoon sound effects of squirting, tripping, etc.)

• Question 4 (the question that cares)
  • (rock music with space shooting down sound effects, i cant describe it)
  • (wind sound effects and a man saying "woah!" followed by crash sounds)
  • Snookey's(?) in the bread box pickin' daisies.
    That's a big ten... FOUR!!! ...good buddy. i think.
  • (more rock music. seriously, how many rock music riffs are gonna be in this game?)

• Question 5
  • (parade music accompanied by cartoon eating sounds)
  • Give me 1 good reason.
    I'll give you... FIVE!!!!
    (punch, landing blows)
  • Excuse me my good man, would you be as so kind as to give me... FIVE!!!
  • (xylophone mystery-like music)

• Question 6
  • (running music accompanied by buzzing sounds, and a splat sound once the Q hits the "x" in six)
  • Dude, I figured it was a party so i brought along a... SIX!!!!
  • (80-s like music) SIX!!!!
  • (marching music) six!!!

• Question 7
  • (dice rolling)
    Come on, baby needs an 8...
    SEVEN!!!
    Aw crap. :(
  • My dog's won!
    (dog whimpers)
    But to you and me that's...
    Arf! (seven)
  • (soda can opening)
    One!
    Two!
    Three!
    Four!
    Five!
    Six!
    BUZZ!!
    (burp)
  • Oh my god, I died? I died and gone to... SEVEN!!! (heaven)

• Question 8
  • (diving sound effects) EIGHT!!!
  • (rock music again)
  • oh man, I... ugh.. I cant believe how much I... (burp)
  • little more....little more...EIGHT!! that's enough

• Question 9
  • (jazz-like music)
  • Hey, wait a minute, are you guys German spies?
    NEIN!! (nine)
    ...we mean, no.
  • (rock music)
  • (crashing and grunting sound as the word question bumps into each other letter by letter, then a sigh of relief, then a scream when they get flung by the word nine)

• Question 10
  • simper ubi sub ubi... X!!! (ten!!)
  • ooooooh, yeah yeah ten!
  • doctor, don't sugar coat it.
    I'm afraid its... TEN!!!
    Oh god! D:
  • (punch, blow landing)
    one... two....
    TEN!!!
    (crowd cheers) (WAIT WHAT THE FU-)

• Question 11
  • [GUN SHOOTING, FUR PLUCKING, CAT CATERWAULING]
  • [PAC-MAN-LIKE MUSIC]
  • [BRASS MUSIC]
  • Hey, honey, how many eggs do we have?
    We got TWELVE! Uh…
    (egg splatters)
    ELEVEN!

• Question 12
  • [THEATER-LIKE MUSIC] TWELVE!
  • All right, angry men, party of TWELVE!
  • [PIPE ORGAN MUSIC]
  • [CINEMATIC MUSIC, WOODBLOCKS CLACKING TOGETHER, HORN SQUEAKING]

• Question 13
  • [ROCK MUSIC] Thirteen.
  • [HAUNTED HOUSE MUSIC]
  • I finally conquered my triskaidecophobia!
    THIRTEEN!
    Aah!
  • [LETTERS SCREAMING]
    No!
    [HAUNTED STRING STING]

• Question 14
  • [FARM MUSIC]
  • [FACTORY MUSIC]
  • Going up? Ten. Eleven. Twelve. FOURTEEN!
  • [CHICKEN CLUCKING, BIRD CHIRPING]

• Question 15
  • [WESTERN MUSIC, STRAW WHIPPING]
  • Check out my new shouting calculator! Three time five equals—
    [COMPRESSED] FIFTEEN!
  • [ROCK MUSIC]
  • [PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]

• Question 16
  • [PERCUSSIVE MUSIC, SIREN BLARING, HORN HONKING]
  • Hey, nice rainbow wig. Is your name Jonetry? SIXTEEN!
  • [DUCK QUACKING, BELL RINGING]
  • [CHASE SCENE MUSIC]

• Question 17
  • [FACTORY SOUNDS, TRAIN WHISTLING]
  • [ROCK MUSIC]
  • [LATIN MUSIC WITH CUICAS]
  • Scientists concluded that he had been exposed to— SEVENTEEN!

• Question 18
  • Put down that magazine, kid. Until you're— EIGHTEEN!
    [BIKE BELL RINGING, footsteps]
  • [R&B MUSIC]
  • [SAWTOOTH SYNTH MUSIC, WIND BLOWING]
  • [JAZZ MUSIC] Eighteen.

• Question 19
  • [POORLY-TUNED RADIO]
  • [PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
  • [CLOCK TICKING, CLEARING THROAT]
    Hey!
    NINETEEN!
  • [SYNTHESIZED MUSIC]

• Question 20
  • [MILITARY MUSIC]
  • [LATIN RAGTIME MUSIC]
  • [SYNTHESIZED MUSIC, BALLOON INFLATING AND POPPING]
  • Lordy, lordy, look who's four—
    TWENTY!
    Th— that doesn't rhyme.