Guy Towers

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"What you typed in is so funny!"
- Guy Towers, You Don't Know Jack Vol. 4: The Ride

Guy Towers is a You Don't Know Jack host voiced by Andy Poland. He first appears as the host of You Don't Know Jack Sports.

Appearances[]

Guy makes his debut as the host of You Don't Know Jack Sports, which was released after the first game. Afterwards, he returned to host the second portion of You Don't Know Jack: The Ride after Cookie Masterson. After doing his stint, he is suddenly dropped down the trap hole and replaced by Schmitty; he later appears at 'The Bottom.'

Trivia[]

Guy is the only You Don't Know Jack host to share a voice actor with another host in the series - Bob from Headrush.
Guy is also the only host to show exaggerated humor towards the Gibberish Question Easter Egg in The Ride. However, on the third and final part, he calls the player/s a "dick" just before the game closes, suggesting that he has been sarcastic.
In Mad Verse City, he owns a tower that you can destroy.
In a Reddit AMA, it's confirmed that he's currently retired from hosting.
He, like many many other characters, appears in the Quixort Forever online scoreboard, ranking number 48 with a score of 18,000.
In You Don't Know Jack: The Ride, during Floor 280 (Deprivation), he mentions walking with a limp due do to getting sexually assaulted in prison.
Used to date a s- uh, dancer, named Maria Bouncer¹.
Is interested by the concept of naked baseball², and is also very "into" battering averages.
Owns and wears a muumuu, as well as finds them very luxurious³.
His family can't agree on take-out⁴.
- It's not specified if he means the family he's raising or the family he was raised by.
He claims to be able to take on Pippen and Mullen in a fight⁵.
He states that pantyhose feel good against newly shaved legs...or so he's heard⁶.
He likes sports were people whack each other with sticks⁷.
He's a Virgo⁸ (September 4th).
In an interview done with Andy Poland, it's confirmed that Guy Towers's appearance in You Don't Know Jack: The Ride is meant to be his actual head and not his chin, unlike the other hosts.
- This also makes Guy the only host out of the original 5 to have their entire face revealed. ~~(if you don't count Schmitty's supposed appearance in the Quip Pro Quo achievement)~~
He has a lot of voice lines relating to spanking for some reason.⁹